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Help! [Sep. 21st, 2004|09:47 am]
i would blow pedro the lion's dick if i could

mybrokenbicycle

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[music |Pancake Breakfast - My Civic Won't Start]

Hi!  My name is Josh and I'm having trouble finding a girlfriend.  My ex said I cried way too much, especially when she booted me in my fragile stomach.  I have digestive issues and have to eat nothing but vegan food and straw.  Is there anywhere I can find a new girlfriend, one who won't kick me and make me eat fleshy products.  I am 18, in a band called Setting Sun Parade and we play Yellowcard and Jimmy Eat World covers exclusively, because all the other bands suck (LOL!!!).

My address is:

Josh Young, 22 Wholesome Bounty Drive, Poofville, MA, 33333

Oh, and I love Katie Holmes too!  LOL!

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